HUMAN HQ

Welcome to the MarsMission Human HQ! I am the leader! Let's go fight those aliens!

ok, i'll play.
can i be a Co-captain?

Sure! Have fun!

awesome!
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IN GAME
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*walks out of base toward MX11 astro fighter*

g2g, bye!

Hmm, the Mars Mission stuff has come here. Okay, I'll join.

runs to beeky, shakes his hand "welcome friend, get your gear on and move out! we're not here to have a tea party!"

Yay! You can be 3rd in command. I have to leave now, so goodbye!

'Kay. Hmm, since I"m not in charge, I'm totally gonna play as Jake Rackland. *Starts spraying whipped cream into a pie tin*

*stands and watches jake while eating a deformed banana*

helo! can i be 4th?

*shoots pie tin*
...
everything covered in cream.

I'm joining.Can I be a squad leader?

sorry position taken (by me)

Cant we have multiple squad leaders?It doesn't make much sense if we only have one squad

hmm, kay.
red squad leader- darknight1101
Blue squad leader-Alex1000000000

hello? im still here..... *rolls around huming* du nu nu nu!

Yes!Blue is awesome!

the person behind you wrote:hello? im still here..... *rolls around huming* du nu nu nu!

*eats The person behind you*
"now your not"

CANIBLE!!!!!!!!! lolz jk! *tryes to im darknight* itz not workin!!!! *wonders if aliens r spying*

*runs to MX11 astro fighter and spits TPBY in the back*

*gets in Recon Dropship with blue squad*

*RED team alarm flashes and screams*
*calls on rest of red team*

*takes off and scouts around*

*takes off*
im hungry
*eats space banana*

*loads dropship cannons*

someone fires a laser canon at you

*Flys in in a ETX-78 Blast Meteor, targeting a small cluster of grounded switchfighters.* Say hello! *Fires T.E.H. and the switch fighters turn to small peices of scattered scrap metal.* Say goodbye *Rolls, and dives at Alex's scout craft, firing the laser repeaters.* THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!!

*the dropships side guns(my dropship is modified)open fire at where the shot came from*
JAMMERS ON-HUMANS ONLY
Lets go attack the aliens HQ now
JAMMERS OFF

Hey! No opposition! *Fires another blast from the T.E.H. and your dropship decides to mimic the position of the switch fighters I previously blasted.*

*the shields absorb the shot and the side miniguns fire at you*

your shield fails from the crushed cyrstals i poured into your circuitry while you were on Mars....Blasts take out each of your SIDE miniguns....

Now whatcha gonna do?

*I jump onto your aircraft(assuming you're using one)with my ACS(armored combat suit)and smash the engines*

Nope, I rapidly tip-toed here


It was AA_2 who fired on your side minishots. You just jumped on a girl!!
*criez*

*jumps on A_As aircraft instead and smashes his engines*

*starts dancing like mall cop ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!

"ahhhhhhh" darknight1101 screams in horror...
*takes a banana out and eats it*

*Alex falls to the ground* You can't jump on an aircraft over 500ft in the air. *Proceeds to blast the generators*

*A_A gets shot don by AA*

Darknight opens fire with his nuclear laser canon hitting alex and sending him to the ground
"yay!" I said
and I eat a victory banana
*then faints due to poisoning*

Sorwe Alex we already blasted outa here


AA_2 we have SO busted up this team...One is really sick from eating too many bananas, the other one is off dancing, and Alex he's not doing too good!

*chest bump* WOOHOO!

YOU'RE ON MY SIDE!WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING?!

Undo!
Bullets reload back into the gun

*I spiral down and jumps out using jetpack to angle towards a AA gun, I land and slice the turret's power supply with my plasma sword. Then I use the now dead turret for cover and open fire with my ETG Compact Machine Blaster on darkight*

*goes back to owning aliens *

*Cought* phony *cough* you never owned me, I just took out several switchfighters, your dropship, your AA, gun, and your some of your generator. *Rolls and sprints to hanger with my CMB slung over my back and my ETG-80 Blaze gun in my hands spraying deadly flames over any and all in my path, efectivly melting their plastic bodies.*

You cant do all that that fast.And there is LOTS of AA*lands next to A_A in my ACS and flings him*

I eat the bullets and burn nuclear gas

Its not to hard to do that much, and it was two separate posts. Plus, I took out one, which is what I ment to say. *lands after getting flung, in the cockpit of a MT-220 Bulldog tank!* Nehehehehehahahahaha! *Opens fire on you with main cannon, the blast flings you out the hanger and you smack into a AA gun*

*Fires AT railgun at you*