Ham on! *Whish whoosh!* Ham on! Ham on whole wheat, all right! *Fast munching*

*Eats one of the pies* Mmmm, delicious.

I am skilled in the art of pie-fu.I would like a position here.I also know 23 different martial arts

ok you can be the guard! anyone have orders?

beeky, eat on your OWN time. *goes to office and does work*

Wha? I was eating because there's no customers. Haven't gotten any for days.

Yah, dats right, we aint had no customers in days!!!

Wonder if the dead skunk outside has anything to do with it??

*looks at Alex000000000 resume*

Hey, this guy is awesome! I want him to be 4th in command!!!

So, if I'm gone, It's Tennis Dude, and Beeky is TD assistant.

Alex can be the Manager in Training/body guard. MITBG=Alex.

*eats pie*

*takes pie and runs out the door*

Once Big Mac, but substitute the beef for llama, and sub the lettuce for concrete.

ok "cooks food" ok done here is your food "hands food over"

Uh... Thanks. *Hovers away*

*Flips some burgers* *Flips a few more* *Flip* *Flip* *Flip*...

*tosses self in pan and starts cooking self*

Oh moy moy! *Throws you into burger*

*makes a few thousand burgers* wait....... theres no one to eat them!!! *eats all burgers*

I want a burger!

*gives him burger* want some fries or a drink?

Uh... Sure a large fries thing and a giant Coke!

*gives him large fries* we have unlimeted refills for only 7648932659x the price of the drink?

I'll just take what I've got. *Hands you a 20*

I'll take a Double-BigMac.

*sneaks into kitchen and cooks Link a fried cat double mac* Here you go! Oops, it's still alive. *cooks it some more* OK Here you go! Thad'l be 50 dollars!!

I see you! *calls police* *sirens* *teddy is dragged out of the kitcken* here you go link! *hands food* that'll be 3.50 please.

Rats... caught redhanded again. I'll try another way.
Can I have I job here? I was fired from my last one, and the other one, and the one before, and the one before that one. As you can see, I make an ideal employee who will make you more money than you pay me. *eats skillet*

sure. you can clean tables.

*Rushes in to work late again but hoping no one notices*

*starts eating tables*

Hey Teddy, might I ask you to clean the toilets?

"checks out" see ya guys later

Thank you boss-man. I was unconscious all morning, unfortunately.

Unconscious? I'll buy that. Go clean that windo. Some kid just puked on it.

*Thinking* Unconscious is another way to say 'seeping' */thinking*

I'm not the janitor! I'm the pie baker! *Bakes pies*

And I'm dah burgah flippah! *Flips burgahs*

Actually, I don't bake the pies anymore. I use 'Betty Crocker' pies, and no one complains.

Beeky, why would you be seeping? Unless... You're an alien!?!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! FORGET YOUR CHILDREN, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

Um, maybe I ate some bean burritos? Or option 2: It was a typo.

(I know it was a typo) Soooo... Uh, do your job, while I outdo Roxtus. *flips burgers so good it creates a paradox in the universe and sucks you all in, then spits you out into Canada!*

AAAAUUGGGHH! *Logs off while being launched*

Wait, are you seriously getting off? Mmeh, less burrito breath. Now to get rid of Roxtus...

*Wilhelm scream* *Lands with a thud in Canada*

I need to clean the toilets! (eats toilets*

uhh... *Backs away from Ted*

*Buys a supply of maple syrup*

*flips bugurs* wait....... *flips BURGERS[b]*

I'll NEVER give you your pie back...NEVER!!!!!!*runs even farther*

*Speeds back to McDonald's in a Canadian taxi* Hey guys, I need some money. About $600 Canadian dollars.

*Gets out of the taxi and quickly flips burgers*

*Bakes more pies* Hey Roxtus, let's get the money from Aquabug since he sent us to Canada.

Yeah! *Grabs spatula*