No, cuase I had armor...wait...wait...don't cry...I didn't mean to make you sad..don't cry cause you'll make me cry...*gives you a hug* *cries*


Woot! 300th post!

*barfs* your 300th post? i have almost 2000?
*shoots him in back where theres no armor* GOT YA!!!!!!!!

OOC: No, its the topic's 300th post, this makes 302

You little backstabber!!! Here I was, comforting you about your loss and crying with you! and you shoot me! whats worse, you shoot me in the back! But.. thankfully, I do have armor there.

*Comes out in hard suit and starts to run towards you.*

NERF guns are very cool but dangreous, that's how i like it.
KALMAH5163

how are they dangorous??? *shoots him* BRB

*Loads all weapons and grabs more grenades.*

*blasts him before he finished and grabs a volcon* astalavesta BABA!!!!! *rapid-fires*

*Finishes ducking bullets and putting a car battery and a bullet string with 2000 rounds in my Semperfire.* You though a double RC battery vulcan was bad. Check this out! *Litterally knocks you over with the force of so many hitting you.*

*matrix dodges and has a army of about 788590347569347.8579
of clones attak you* BYE-BYE!!!!!!

Uses twin-Volcans to mow down your army, while dodging shots by the truckload.

an den i snipes juuuu from behind
hah

*knocks you off cliff* *yells at clones* GET LINK N ALIEN ANT!!!!! *screems* RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU STUPID CLONES!!!!!! MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gets tired of the unrealism of the clone army and pulls out a MP3 player looking thing. I start typing on it and a tactical nerf nuke comes down and blows you clone army to smitherines while I watch safly out of range.*

and here comes the giant fist !!!!!! jk
while falling i hit a 100 metre pillow 50 metres high and then i shoot you

*I duck and pull out my Magnum, I fire at you and hit you squarly in the.....teeth?*

*recovers shoots in the middle of forehead*

*I fire several more darts on your forehead* Oh look, what a weird shape in which they hit!
*You look in a mirror and see a L in darts.* Loser! JK JK JK.

*fires epicly as i charge at you takeing any bullits away with the.......... FORCE* VVVVOLCONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! *matrix dodges*

Much to learn you still have. *I use the force to overpower your force abilties cause I'm stronger than you hahahah. Then I fire my Semperfire, which fires darts waaay faster than your vulcan, and they all hit your chest, except for one on your arm.*

*gets yoda to help him* *force pushes you to next saint patrix day*

Yaaazzz I'm in next saint patricks day and away from you. But now there's no one to fight. *I run back into today.*

*shoots him and pushes him back*

*Shoves a grenade into Mr.EPIC's belt*

*takes it out and glews to your hair* *runs and shoots with the volcon*

Pulls it out and stuffs it in your mouth; it blows up*

*shoots you,matrix dodges and coughes on you!*

*Matrix dodges as well, while firing off 10 rounds*

*shoots you while matrix*

*Throws a grenade*

*comes back again and grabs my maverick and shoots Pi*

*attaches a bomb to a turtle,lickes,and makes it stick on you!*
(did you know that the turtle is a suckion cup? just ask roxtus!)

Gaaahhh! Get this off of me!!!! *Dives into the ocean near us where an octopus rips it off, but then it grabs me to, then the bomb goes off, then I attempt to swim away.* Hlllffffp, Oim dwoingggg!

*gets bored........* your kinda boring........ *jumps on back and screems* PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Drowns cause your on my back* *DEIZ*

*I come back to life on the otherside of the arena and fire my magnum at you, knocking you into the water.*

*swims back and drys off with my power!*
*gets a volcon* you better !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots you*

Vulcans are wimpy, check this out! *Hooks a car battery up to my semperfire and it spews out darts so fast one is touching the other.* INCOMING!!! *whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-whump-etc.*

Hmm...I need to think up a custom gun....
*goes to workshop*

*shoots him and dodges like matrix*

ow....hooks up 3 car batterys to a gun and sets to auto fire.
Say bye-bye.*shoots*

*jumps,knocks Roxtus out,shoots him and alien_ant2*

*Finds a battery big enough to run the Enterprise and hooks it up. MY dart belt snaps and the gears melt into each other and the whole things turns into a lump of plastic, but before that happens a dart gets out and makes a crater sized hole where Mr.Epic used to be.

*takes you out with my volcon*

*Builds a custom Vulcan and hooks the battery up again. Now the Vulcan MK2 fires Titan missiles at a rate surpassing 1500,000 rounds per minute*

*hooks up a car battery and fires his volcon till he runs out of power, then hooks it up to a powah cord* YES!!!! UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!!!

*Takes a nuclear reactor the size of a planet and hooks it up to my Vulcan MK3, which fires nuke-darts at over 145,392,000rounds a second!!!* *Fires it at MR.Epic and half the world becomes a giant crater, with the center right where Mr.Epic used to be. The other half of the world also becomes a giant crater, with the center right where I used to be, till the recoil from the Vulcan MK3 knocked me deep into the earth.*

*slams the butt of my volcon and shoots you 3 times in the abdomin*

*Fires several Mavricks at Alien_Ant2 and puts a grenade in Mr. Epic's Shirt, runs home and use an air strike missile and blows everyone up* SMOKIN!!!!

*grbas shirt off (with bomb in it) and thoughs at you*
*takes out volken and rapid fires BA-LA-LA-BA-LA-LA!!!!!*

* Returns fire and destroys Grenade.

*points gun to your head* surrender of DIE!